The Bolivarian National Bank (BNB) reports that as of today circulate a new currency of the Bolivarian Republic of Montes de Oca: The Yamilívar, which have an exchange rate of 1 Ys = $ 10, as a monetary measure to humiliate and punish the Northern Empire. The Chairperson Gonzalez stated that "we never montesdeocaneños below the Yankee boot, our economy will be an example for other economies in the world and worthy of a first world nation." BNB has also confirmed that after the issuance of paper currency, will be absolutely prohibited, trade Costa Rican or U.S. currency, any person who violates this law is exposed to imprisonment ranging between 5 and 10 years.
The new notes as opposed to using the lackeys Costa Ricans have a vertical orientation and its name is 1, 5, 20, 50 and 100 Yamilívares, and refer to the various heroes of the War of Independence of our free and sovereign nation, the past April 12, 2010.
Thus, the bill of 1 Ys brings the portrait in honor of the unsung hero with his brave actions succeeded in blocking the streets of Costa Rican enemies. The Ys 5 bill is in honor of the President of the Bolivarian Youth, Silvia Smith, who recently became a citizen montesdeocaneña to put behind the shameful legacy of Costa Rica given by his father, the Controller General of CR, Fernando Herrero.
Ys The 20 bill is in honor of Officer Harold Gómez Garita, whose attempt to capture for a crime he did not commit, was the trigger of the War of Independence of our Nation. The 50-Ys brings the image of our Minister of Defense and national hero, Willy Ruiz, and finally, the ticket of higher value, is that it brings the face of our beloved president and revolutionary leader, Dr. Yamil Gonzalez Garcia.
The BNB has indicated that Yamilívares 100 bill is the most valuable in the world, the Empire would be trading at about $ 1000, and Costa Rica would be 520 000 colones or so.
Our country has the strongest economy in the world. Bolivarian Socialism or Death!
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