Sunday, July 25, 2010

Intestine Infection And Soap Taste In Mouth

Montes de Oca in solidarity with Venezuela

González President of the Bolivarian Republic of Montes de Oca, on Friday expressed solidarity with the government of Hugo Chavez at the breaking of his country's relations with Colombia after the administration of Alvaro Uribe accused Venezuela of harboring guerrillas its territory.
"perfect stand in solidarity with the Venezuelan government on this matter and will support you in case of war against the lackeys of the Empire led by Alvaro Uribe. And if the Yankee Empire dares intrude, we also declare war, "the president said Gonzalez, San Pedrosburgo after meeting with the ambassador of Venezuela.


Gonzalez called it "incomprehensible", "inexplicable" and "a provocation to war," the accusation made by the Colombian government on Friday by the Organization of American States (OAS) on the alleged presence of guerrillas in Venezuelan territory. In addition, sharply criticized the Uribe government presented this issue in a multilateral rather than having solved "by means of talking to your neighbor and not as an old patio that seeks refuge in the cave of the empire."
Montesdeocaneño
The Kremlin called on the governments of Venezuela and Bolivia that will declare war on Costa Rica for failing to comply with the agreed compensation for the war of independence (Fund for the State Socialist Emancipation, FEES) and in exchange , Montes de Oca send their troops to fight alongside the Allied forces against Imperial Chavez.


Friday, July 23, 2010

Why Does It Feel Good To Wear Rubber Gloves

War is coming against Costa Rica!

Our country is preparing for an unprecedented move! To date, the Costa Rican government refuses to deliver the Fund for the State Socialist Emancipation (FEES) with that disrespect our sacred self and violating the peace accords that ended the war led by Costa Rica and Montes de Oca on 12 April, which was to end the independence of our sovereign Republic Bolivariana.

Our Intelligence Center (SINDEU) has taken a patriotic attitude, to ask the president to declare the War the lackey government of Costa Rica. At this time the President González is deliberating in the Kremlin Montesdeocaneño (former University Council) on the tactics to keep fighting.

montesdeocaneños Citizens who do not attend mandatory military service when we start the invasion of Costa Rica, will be taken prisoners to Pretilburgo and shot by his act of high treason. Who help to hide the traitors, will be fined with 100 Yamilívares.


Tuesday, July 20, 2010

Do They Sell Pink And Black Jordans

FEES: Our legitimate right

Fragment of "Hello Presi" broadcast on Channel 7 CR
"Costa Rica will not tolerate that rob us of compensation to which we are entitled, the Fund for the State Socialist Emancipation (FEES) is the price to be paid ticos for all the abuses to which they were subjected our citizens in colonial times "said Dr. Gonzalez in his program" Alo Chairman. "

These statements come in the wake of the Costa Rican government's refusal to grant a war indemnity to our nation, representing 1.30% of GDP tico. "Our troops are ready for the invasion of Costa Rican territory, will not allow sabotage of the Empire and the CIA who are the real puppet lackey Costa Rican government.

In other news, President Gonzalez announced he will not attend the meeting of Central American presidents, which will allow the reinstatement of Honduras to SICA . montesdeocaneña The president along with his Nicaraguan counterpart Daniel Ortega, question the way in which the then president Porfirio Lobo came to power as the successor of de facto government of Roberto Micheletti, who on June 28, 2009 overthrew Manuel Zelaya . 'The Honduran president is a figurehead of the coup despicable that were led from Washington to get to Comrade Zelaya of power, "said Gonzalez.


Friday, July 16, 2010

Phone Directory Kerala

Towards the XXI Century Socialism

From his office, President Gonzalez announced to all people of the Bolivarian Republic of Montes de Oca has signed an agreement to include the country on the initiative " XXI Century Socialism" Comrade Colonel Hugo Chávez Frías of the Bolivarian Republic of Venezuela sister.

Likewise, the president used the occasion to refer to the attempts of the servants ticos to sabotage and destabilize the revolution, by questioning the salary you receive as president, "In Costa Rica do not have to import our internal affairs, the fact that I'm better paid than Laura Chinchilla, only proves that my administration is much more valuable than hers" and is a sign of envy of Costa Ricans to our revolution, "said González.

The president receives a monthly salary of 945 Yamilívares , equivalent to almost 5 million colones ticos. The people of the Republic considered this just and necessary compensation for the great work which means keeping alive the revolutionary spirit of the nation, especially in the crowded academic and military honors leader montesdeocaneña.

Wednesday, July 14, 2010

Eminent Luggage Combination Lock Fix

new currency comes into effect in the Republic

The Bolivarian National Bank (BNB) reports that as of today circulate a new currency of the Bolivarian Republic of Montes de Oca: The Yamilívar, which have an exchange rate of 1 Ys = $ 10, as a monetary measure to humiliate and punish the Northern Empire. The Chairperson Gonzalez stated that "we never montesdeocaneños below the Yankee boot, our economy will be an example for other economies in the world and worthy of a first world nation." BNB has also confirmed that after the issuance of paper currency, will be absolutely prohibited, trade Costa Rican or U.S. currency, any person who violates this law is exposed to imprisonment ranging between 5 and 10 years.

The new notes as opposed to using the lackeys Costa Ricans have a vertical orientation and its name is 1, 5, 20, 50 and 100 Yamilívares, and refer to the various heroes of the War of Independence of our free and sovereign nation, the past April 12, 2010.

Thus, the bill of 1 Ys brings the portrait in honor of the unsung hero with his brave actions succeeded in blocking the streets of Costa Rican enemies. The Ys 5 bill is in honor of the President of the Bolivarian Youth, Silvia Smith, who recently became a citizen montesdeocaneña to put behind the shameful legacy of Costa Rica given by his father, the Controller General of CR, Fernando Herrero.

Ys The 20 bill is in honor of Officer Harold Gómez Garita, whose attempt to capture for a crime he did not commit, was the trigger of the War of Independence of our Nation. The 50-Ys brings the image of our Minister of Defense and national hero, Willy Ruiz, and finally, the ticket of higher value, is that it brings the face of our beloved president and revolutionary leader, Dr. Yamil Gonzalez Garcia.

The BNB has indicated that Yamilívares 100 bill is the most valuable in the world, the Empire would be trading at about $ 1000, and Costa Rica would be 520 000 colones or so.

Our country has the strongest economy in the world. Bolivarian Socialism or Death!